BF, GF sa park

Gf: babe, laro tayo. Maglalagay ako ng papel sa puno,pero may nkasulat sa papel. Bf: cge, pnu ggwen ntin? Gf: yyakapin kta, pg nkwla ka sa loob ng 5mins. Mkkta mo ung nkasulat at ung reward mo.. Bf: cge game. Wla pang 2mins. Nkawala c bf at nkuha nya ang papel at pbulong nyang binasa.. Bf: "break na tayo!" bkt gnito ang nksulat? Gf: simple lang, MAS PINLI MONG MAKUHA ANG REWARDS MO KAYSA MAKASAMA MO AKO HABANG NKAYAKAP SA...

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pari na pala haha

Gf: Mahal mo ba ako? Bf: Oo naman. At Pinapangako ko sayo na hihintayin kita sa Harap ng Altar. Gf: Pero, Bakit kailangan mo pang umalis at mag'aral sa Ibang Bansa? (Umalis si Boy Habang Umiiyak) (After 10 Years. Nagpakasal uli Yung Girl sa Ibang Guy) Girl's Mother: Bakit ka umiiyak? Girl: kasi po Yung Paring magkakasal samin ay yung taong nangako noon sakin na hihintayin nya ako sa Harap ng Alt...

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Get accepted into File-Ice quickly

Getting accepted into file-ice is easier than you think. Method 1: Tell them the truth. If you've never made any cash, say that you're preparing already to make some cash, you've followed tutorials, you don't have any blogs, sites, videos etc. Tell them some good ideas about niches that will drive the visitors in the site that you'll create shortly using the tutorial that you'll following or your awesome brain. Don't be a kid and say worthless stuff like: "I'll lie people and tell them I'm offering beta keys. LOL they'll believe me and download haha lol ftw omg". That won't work. Instead try...

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Bypass Facebook Phone Verification

 Bypass Facebook Phone Verification - This guide will only work with US numbers - How this works: You get a free virtual number that can be used for reviving sms and sending SMS. You don't need to verify by email. You can create unlimited phone numbers, and the numbers will never expire, when they are in use. Here's a Tutorial on how to bypass facebook phone verification. reminder you will use us numbers so here the quick guide Guide: Step 1: First, you have to go to: http://adf.ly/8f83r . Now from there, create an account. By clicking “Signup FREE”, and then filling out the...

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KUMITA NG PERA GAMIT ANG FACEBOOK AT IBA PA

Get paid to share your links! CLICK ME TO REGISTER Lagi ka bang online? Puro facebook lang ginagawa mo? Meron ka bang facebook page? bakit hindi mo subukan kumita ng pera online wala naman mawawala kung susubukan mo eh at higit sa lahat ay walang investment walang bayad ang registration at mababa lang payout rate. At mag kakaroon ka pang ng 20% na commission sa mga na referrals mo. Madali lang naman ang gagawin mo mas mahirap pa nag ang mag laro ng games sa facebook. Ang gagawin mo...

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EASY MONEY USING ADF.LY

CLICK ME TO REGISTER NOW! FACEBOOK’S ADFLY TRICK I have about 20,000 fans on my page on facebook and two facebook accounts with about 10,000 friends, so whenever I have an interesting product to direct them to or a website with an interesting article that might interest them, I copy the website address and shrink it at Adfly, then copy the shrinked link and paste it on my facebook’s fan page and on my two facebook accounts wall with a descriptive short note attached to it urging...

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joke ba?

Naospital yung pamangkin, kasi buntis (dinugo)...pumuntang emergencyvice: nurse tulong!!nurse: ano pong nangyayari? manganganak?vice: ay hinde. ipapatira ko pa lang.dinudugo na nga diba. syempre manganganak na ...2nd Attemptvice: bilisan mo nanurse: ano pong gusto niyo? tawagin ko si dok?vice: hinde ako na kaya ko na toh!!!,doon na lang kayo, baka nakakaabala pa ako sa inyo!!3rd Attempttagal ng doctor..vice: yung ulo ng bata lumabas na!!nurse: (nagtatakbo) ay ano yan ulo ng bata?vice: hindi ulo ng **** ng bata..bwis...

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work online

PLEASE READ FROM TOP TO BOTTOM! Students, Fresh Grads, Employees, Negosyante, Job seekers, Under Grads.. This Part-time is for you.. URGENTLY NEEDED! (FOR METRO MANILA AREA!) (17-35yrs old) We need 15 more people want to earn P10,000-P20,000 per month 3hrs everyday (partime) Our company FILTREPRENEUR FRANCHISE INC. Is Currently looking for 15 Franchise business associates.. NOTE: ALL DETAILS IS INDICATED HERE! PLEASE READ FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.THANKS ------------------------------------------------------ Quote: The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when...

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PROFIT CLICKING

9/16/2012 NOTICE TO ALL MEMBERS: JBP JSS TRIPLER migration TO PROFIT CLICKING is FINALLY OVER! Join PROFIT CLICKING NOW!!! work at home job online Earn from home JBP Just Been Paid click the banner to register. Meron yan FREE $10 loan na pwede nyo magamit na kaagad. Kaya try mo na. Walang mawawala sayo. Kikita ka pa nga. Pwede ka ng kumita ng 2% per day. PARA KANG BUMIBILI NG SHARES(POSITIONS) at mag-click ka lng ng 3ads per day mag-interest ito. MAY LIBRENG $10 PARA MAKAPAG-SIMULA...

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new sun cellular promos

A good SUNny Monday morning to all of you!Start of the week na kaya pumili na ng SUN PREPAID LOAD na SWAK sa budget mo...KUMPLETO ba ang hanap for 5 straight days? Mag CALL & TEXT COMBO 50 with: 200 texts to other networks200 SUN texts70 mins Sun callsText CTC50 to 247Marami ka bang ka-text sa SUN?For only P60 for 7 full days na, mag TEXT UNLIMITED 60! Loaded with:UNLIMITED SUN texts60 mins SUN calls100 texts to other networksText TU60 to 247Marami ka bang ka-text sa IBANG networks?Mag...

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mag ex nagktia

Girl: Mahal pa rin kita. Sana maging tayo ulit. Boy: Ayoko. Nagtitipid na ko eh. Girl: Eh di mo naman kailangan gumastos para mahalin ako eh. Boy: Di naman pera ang tinitipid ko eh. Girl: Eh ano? Boy: PAGMAMAHAL. Baka kasi SAYANGIN mo lang ule...

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ugly truth

Ang hirap nung yung mundo mo eh playground niya lang. Yung buhay mo, pastime niya lang. Yung ikamamatay mo, parang nawawalang piso niya lang. Yung sobrang pinapahalagahan mo siya eh balewala ka naman. Laman siya ng isip mo, ikaw naiisip lang niya pag may kailangan sayo. Napakahalaga niya sayo, samantalang ikaw ang tingin sayo eh ordinaryo.Guilty ka pag lumalabas na may kasama kahit kaibigan mo lang, pero siya nag-eenjoy sa buhay niya at di ka inaalala. Player siya, ikaw di man lang pumasang cheer leader.ikaw yung laruan na pag naiinip na siya at walang mapagbalingan eh sayo pupunta Hindi naman...

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walking dead season 3 episode 1

The Walking Dead returns tomorrow night and we’re back with the first of our early reviews for the new season. Like last season, I’ll make sure to keep these reviews free of major spoilers, but obviously, don’t read this if you haven’t been watching the trailers and have no idea what to expect. Since it was first announced that The Walking Dead was coming to TV, fans of the comic book series have been excited at the thought of seeing The Governor and prison stories coming to life. Everything...

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connecting ms access and vb,net

there are a number of different methods to "connect with MS-Access", but I'll assume for this conversation that you want to connect to an MS Access database and execute SQL statements against it. This is very easy to do in VB.NET and in the following code is a simple example of how you can create a VB.NET class to execute SQL statements against an Access database: Code: Public Class DatabaseConnector ''' <summary> ''' Returns an OLEDB connection string to an Access 2010 database ''' </summary> ''' <returns>The OLEDB connection string to the Access...

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Officials soften up on Cyber Crime Law

Apparently tired of the criticisms, Senator Vicente “Tito” Sotto III told dzMM he will file a resolution scrapping penalties against libel, both online and in print or broadcast media. "Ngayon, ipagpalagay na natin na gusto nila, open talaga, gusto nila may freedom of expression sila. Gawin natin, pag-aralan natin sa Senado. Magpa-file ako sa Lunes, alisin na rin sa inyo, alisin na natin lahat, alisin na natin ang libel,” he said. Source: http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/10/03/12/officials-soften-cybercrime-...

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connection sting VISUAL BASIC .NET and SQL SERVER 2005

there are many types on how to connect VISUAL BASIC .NET and SQL SERVER 2005. I definitely suggest this type of connection string. whenever I'm connecting vb.net and sql server 2005 i create a class inside the class i create a public method, public method because you can access it anywhere in your project Imports System.Data.SqlClient Public Function ExecuteQuery(ByVal Query As String) As DataTable         Dim sqlcon As New SqlConnection("Data Source=COMPUTER -NAME\SQLEXPRESS;Initial Catalog=DATABASE NAME;Trusted_Connection=True;")         Dim sqlda...

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success

first of all what is success? success is a accomplishment of an aim or idea. Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm, Success in life could be defined as the continued expansion of happiness and the progressive realization of worthy goals Success is doing ordinary things extraordinarily well. all of us needed to work harder than before to accomplish our mission and gain success. after getting being successfully you have the right in bragging what have you done and...

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Fliptop Battle

Fliptop is a rap battle league that puts two people in a match to have them insult each other with the cleverest punch lines and sharpest rhymes. You can say it's one of the biggest youtube sensations of 2010 because it has gone viral with several of their videos hitting a million views in just a couple months. Last July 17, they had a gig at Freedom Bar in Anonas, QC. FHM checked it out, and put the man behind the league, Anygma, on the hot seat.  Be sure to check out the gallery...

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Boracay Get Away

Where you can the stretch out associated with high-end accommodations as well as victory hotels, Boracay Tropical isle isn't specifically known for as as abudget-friendly destination—after just about almost most, that troublesregarding money any time you’re throughout hedonistic heaven? Aquatic sports and also island-hopping during the day, boat deep massage therapy with setting sun, cocktails through the night entirely until sunrise—thisis the perfect Bora plan. Needless to say, it doesn’t come with out a largeprice. However a small budget doesn’t need to are available in the clear way of...

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Cops kill 6 hijackers in Cavite clashes

Six suspected hijackers, including three Metro Manila policemen, were killed in back-to-back encounters with policemen in Dasmarinas City, Cavite, early Friday. Two of the slain suspects were identified through their ID cards as PO2 Robert Santos, who went Awol from the National Capital Region Police Office last August, and PO1 Junjie Jun Liangco, an active member of the NCR Regional Public Safety Battalion, Cavite provincial police director Senior Supt. John Bulalacao said. The third suspect is believed to be PO3 Jessie Villanueva of the Manila Police Station 8 (Sta. Mesa), Bulalacao said in...

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